Dog Haiku

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I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You ever will be.

 

Today I sniffed Many dog butts–I celebrate By kissing your face.

 

I sound the alarm! Paperboy–come to kill us all– Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

 

I sound the alarm! Garbage man–come to kill us all– Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

 

I lift my leg and Whiz on each bush. Hello, Spot- Sniff this and weep.

 

I Hate my choke chain– Look, world, they strangle me! Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!

 

Sleeping here, my chin On your foot–no greater bliss–well, Maybe catching cats.

 

Look in my eyes and Deny it. No human could Love you as much I do.